I'm a Wanted Woman in Amsterdam and I Didn't Even Have to Pose Half-Naked in a Window

They want me in Amsterdam! I received a letter in the mail informing me that my picture was taken while speeding within city limits, and if I return to Amsterdam without first paying the 75 Euro fee, I will be arrested. That's what happens when you go 10 kilometers over the speed limit. You can prostitute yourself, smoke dope in front of the cops, and buy questionable porn on every corner as long as you're not in a rush to do it.